
Hank’s 2:11 A.M. Hillbilly Oven Nachos – It’s Cooking with Hank
Hank’s 2:11 A.M. Hillbilly Oven Nachos
What You’ll Need
Nacho cheese tortilla chips
1 pound hamburger
2 cups shredded cheese—or however much your heart can handle
Sour cream
Chopped onions
Diced maters
A baking sheet or oven-safe pan
Step-by-Step Instructions
Preheat your oven to 375 degrees. This gives you enough time to wonder why you’re making nachos at 2:11 in the morning.
Brown the hamburger in a skillet until it’s fully cooked with no pink remaining. Drain the grease—unless you’re trying to make these nachos load-bearing.
Spread a generous layer of nacho cheese tortilla chips across your baking sheet. Any chips eaten during this step are considered a “cook’s inspection.
Sprinkle the cooked hamburger evenly over the chips. Try to hit every chip, but don’t lose sleep over it—you’ve already handled that part.
Cover everything with shredded cheese. If you can still clearly see the hamburger, you haven’t added enough cheese.
Bake for 8 to 10 minutes, or until the cheese is melted, bubbly, and holding everything together better than your life at 2:11 A.M.
Carefully remove the pan from the oven. It’s hot, and explaining a nacho-related injury at the emergency room would be embarrassing.
Add chopped onions, diced maters, and big spoonfuls of sour cream.
Eat them directly from the pan while standing over the kitchen sink. Fewer dishes means fewer witnesses.
There you have it: quick, fattening hillbilly oven nachos—the perfect meal when it’s too late for supper and way too early to admit it’s breakfast!

Adam Hess has been involved in radio broadcasting since 1990, with many of those years spent on the air at WRCO FM in Richland Center. Currently, Adam hosts the Weekend Wake-up and Prime Mover Saturdays on WRCO FM, jumps in and helps out with news duties, handles Social Media duties for WRCO and WRCE, and is the Director of Technology at a Southwest Wisconsin School District. Reach him at adam.hess@civicmedia.us.