Matenaer on Air›This Shouldn't be a Thing

Well, we may have found the most Florida man who has ever Florida’d . This individual believes in liberty, freedom and if you don’t like it…you can kiss his statutes!

If you’re gonna mine for Crypto Currency, maybe keep it locked up in a safe place? Maybe mark it “Don’t throw away, ever!”

One…fine…two? I dunno…but FIVE?!?! How can you lose five contact lenses and not have to see the doctor ?!?

You would think that opening a mummy’s tomb after being buried for hundreds, if not a thousand years would be smelly, stinky and down right rotten .